NIGEL FARAGE
Hello. My name is Nigel Farage (yes, really). I was born in Honduras to British parents, but I have made the UK my home for 38 years. I am standing to be elected Member of Parliament for Clacton.
Vote for
REFORM UK
Reform UK, registered as a beach hut rather than a political party for cost reasons, hopes to be a better version of the more popular Reform UK. I have recoloured the logo to avoid any accusations of passing-off, as this is not my intention. I simply hope to provide what the public wants in an accessible way.
Our main policies are:
Stop all boats
I know what you're thinking: are you really Nigel Farage? Well, yes I am. I will provide ID to the Electoral Commission to prove to them that I have proof that I am who it says I am on my passport and birth certificate. My father was George Farage and my mother was Edie Ella Crapper (of toilet family fame). I have British citizenship.
I have fond memories of Clacton as I visited when I was 10 years old. I therefore feel I am the ideal candidate for the constituency.
I can easily be distinguished from the other, more well-known Nigel Farage as I do not have a middle name.
In my free time, I watch TV and